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August 19, 2006
Aaarrrgh, its driving me nuts
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology,and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed. He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "About 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Errrrrrr, 50, I think."
And the robot says, very slow, "So.... is.... your.... party.... gonna.... nominate.... Hillary.... for.... president ???"
Posted by joe harr at August 19, 2006 9:06 AM
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If any one is wondering about the title of this one....
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, "what is up with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?" Pirate says, "Aaarrrgh, its driving me nuts!"
Posted by: joe harr at August 19, 2006 9:15 AM
Didnt know the forum rules alloewd such brilliant posts.
Posted by: Githa at May 9, 2011 7:11 AM
IJWTS wow! Why can't I think of tinhgs like that?
Posted by: Jacki at May 10, 2011 10:35 AM